Sassy Pants Birthday Greetings

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Have a Freaking Amazing Birthday, Normally I’m the Awesome One, but Today the Awesome Is All Yours, Drink up and You’ll Forget You’re Another Year Older P.S. I’m Still Younger Than You Are, I Don’t Even Hate That You’re Younger Than I Am, If You Were Vodka, You’d Be the Good Kind, I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday, It Just Took Me a While to Believe You’re That Old, You Already Have Me So I’m Not Sure What Else You’d Wish For, but Knock Yourself Out, Remember That Even Though You’re Getting Older, Growing up Is Optional